Wednesday, February 29, 2012

!!!! Happy Birthday !!!!

I was thinking about it, and maybe when you're at the point where you are living in an old folks home, reaching another birthday is really this exciting.

Hi and Welcome Home!!!!!

Please make it a priority to welcome people to their new home by screaming in their face. Yeah, I think they'll like that.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Contaminated Gowns!!!

When it comes to contaminated brides and their dirty gowns, you really have to get pretty demanding to get them to follow the rules.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Not a community dumpster!!!!

I love how the worker is standing there and admiring his dumpster graffiti creation!!!!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Membership Meeting!

If I had a home care worker, I would hope that they would use their inside voice when announcing their membership meetings.

Cl!x

My wife: "I don't like this one. It's just supposed to be an i."

Me: "Yeah, but that's stupid."

Copy Request Only!!

The sign used to have only one exclamation point, but after getting one too many requests for originals rather than copies, the copy guy stepped things up a bit.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

YES!!! We're Single.

Maybe it's because I'm a married guy, but I don't see anything exciting about being single on Valentine's Day.

Friday, February 10, 2012

ASDA WEEK IS HERE!!!

When I first saw this sign at UCSF, I thought that it said "ASADA WEEK IS HERE!!!" as in carne asada. That would have definitely made the three exclamation points warranted. But, when I looked closer, I realized that it is actually letting us know that the American Student Dental Association week is here, and that is hardly exciting at all.

Bear Hugs!

I guess the exclamation would make sense if the comment was coming from a creepy uncle hugging you a little too closely as he was trying command you to go along with everyone else, and enjoy his bear hugs.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Play-doh.com!

Play-Dates is the latest toddler dating website, just make sure not to forget the exclamation point when you type in the web address, or it will take you somewhere totally different.

Submitted by Karen T.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Shower caddy!

When the whole thing collapses and all of your shampoo bottles come crashing to your feet, you look up, raise your fist, and scream, "Shower caddy!"

Formbu mat!

Now this is a bath mat I can get excited about!!

NON SMOKING FACILITY!!!

Oh come on, the guy with the cigarette in his mouth looks so sad...

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

!! FREE !! FREE !! FREE !!

Sorry, no time to make a comment, I've got to get to chili night at the villa! I mean, it's a one-time offer, so I can't really pass it up!!

Steamed rice!

I'm guessing that the exclamations indicate that these foods need to be ordered at a high volume, since this sign was posted at a Senior Apartment Complex. I'd stick with the french fries and hot dog/hamburger just to be able to avoid having the "special" fish/chicken.